Posting

So... I'm going to write this as though there are actually people who read what I write here. Therefore: to those 'people' (not figments of my imagination) I say this: (is it grammatically okay to put two colons in the same sentence? [or two parenthetical statements?]) I plan on writing something in here on Mondays and Wednesdays. Usually. Obviously, if there is something else happening, this is pretty much the bottom on the list of things to do. Unless, of course, someone replied and said something about how they couldn't live without reading my clever and witty writing. Then I would post something about how they need to get a life and stop stalking me. Anyway... this is my post for tonight. So I don't have to think of anything else to write.