Hello?

...hello... hello... pinch hitting for number...

Anyways... The party you threw for my return was overwhelming, thank you. But really, you should have waited. It might be longer before I write a real post. I don't usually use Firefox any more, and the bookmark on the toolbar of it was what reminded me to write, so... yeah... [editor's note: Too many ellipses? Maybe tone it down a little bit.] I should write more often, I know. You love my writing... I mean... who doesn't? [ed. note: Seriously, enough with the three dots.] 0 of 0 readers loving it is technically an infinite number, so I'm doing pretty good so far.

Random curiosity in case anyone actually ends up reading this at some point in time and wants to help me out: is there anything about flowers that girls/ladies/females/... inherently like getting, or is it because they've become a symbol for affection and love? I don't get it..[e.n.: Okay, you're done. Put the dots away. You continually prove that you're not capable of using the ellipse in a mature and grownup way. Until you can show that you have learned the proper use of them, your period key is disabled. Interestingly enough, the > above it will still work. Good luck.]


One day I will stop writing before I get bored, and whatever I wrote will not go quickly downhill into incoherent rambling> Doesn't help that I no longer have a > key, either> I mean>>> I do have a > key> But not a >> I mean, a >> Okay, just go before this gets worse> You don't have to, I guess, but I'm going to stop writing, so you might as well find something productive to do> I'll maybe think of something interesting to write about later> At some other point> In the future>